Pet Friendly Get-a-Ways

I have a theory, that Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs is being exemplified by domesticated animals, primarily dogs. In the past decade (or so), Labradors, Doodles, Toys, Collies, Hounds, and Boxers have made the coveted leap from pet to family member. Our four legged friends are unique, one of kind, with a personality so distinct-

The overt personification of domesticated animals has led to the evolution of their needs from a survival motivation, to a need to belong and be accepted by the human family. In attempts to gain family approval our furry friends have realized the importance of building esteem. Dogs have figured out that performing certain tricks grant rewards, (the need for esteem). Furthermore some highly evolved dogs, like my families over indulged Labrador has discovered the freedom that comes with basic problem solving (ex. eating one's leash to avoid being tied up).

In the past decade, there has a been an increasing trend to appeal to and include the family pet in advertising campaigns. Such as, "The Family Vacation."

Responsible pet parents know  that our pups, deserve a vacation too. The modern family resort is pet friendly. I wonder how long it will be until vacation destination begin a high budget marketing assault aimed at the family dog?

Watch as The Banff Dog enjoys his mountain retreat. Surly sparking envy from the urban pup community. 

Heels of massive destruction

Excuse me, Miss...

Miss, excuse me-  BUT, can you please remove any and all metal objects...

Miss, please make sure any and all weapons are off the person.

Miss, your shoes.

I need you take off your shoes. 

They are not acceptable carry on items.

Miss, your shoes are seen as a brute force object. 

Miss, your shoes are a weapon,

For the safety of our flight crew, and other passangers you can not travel with those shoes. 

I do however have a comfortable pair of disposable sandles for this slight inconvience.

Miss, did you hear me?

Your Shoes are not cleared for security. 

They can not go past this point.

 You can either take them off and check them- 

Miss, there is no need for hostility-

As I said polietly, you can either remove your shoes voluntarily...

 or I can call security. 

The future of Travel nightmares is correlated with this trend. To prevent future complications in airport security please vote NO, on heels of massive destruction.