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Showing posts with label dangerous shoes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label dangerous shoes. Show all posts

Saturday, December 17, 2011

Party Shoes, and new invites

I am of the belief that one can never have to many shoes. I love shoes; and one day aspire to have a "Ferris Wheel of Heels" in my yet to be designed glorious walk in closet. I don't discriminate against shoes. I love them all. I love me heels, my boots, my flats, and my runners.

I'm pretty sure that my love for heels is unrequited, and somewhat abusive. I love them; yet they constantly torture my poor feet, and always end up making a scene. Considering it is party season, my heels have been a little more out going than usual, and my feet are passively resisting the inevitable of going out in high heels. I have been looking for a pair of convertible flats for a while, at first I tried the Dr. Sheol's and was disappointed by how flimsy and ugly the shoes were. 


I'm sorry Dr. Sheol's, but I am at a party, rocking a party dress. I don't really want to wreck the look with your flimsy, might as well be wearing sandals in the snow type shoes. After my disasters evening with Dr. Sheol's I gave up and mocked the ludicrous promises of convertible shoes. That is until I discovered Tieks. 

Tieks, are a designer ballet flat reinvented. Tieks by Gavrieli, are innovative and stylish, the shoes have taken the split sole design made popular by convertible shoes and have applied it to a more stylish and sturdy shoe. Tieks are being marketing as: " Designer Flats, that you can fit in your purse and wear all day, every day." 
...And that is exactly what they are. I am so thrilled with my teaks; the company, and of course the little blue box they came in. 

Saturday, September 24, 2011

Heels of massive destruction

Excuse me, Miss...
Miss, excuse me-  BUT, can you please remove any and all metal objects...
Miss, please make sure any and all weapons are off the person.

Miss, your shoes.
I need you take off your shoes. 
They are not acceptable carry on items.


Miss, your shoes are seen as a brute force object. 
Miss, your shoes are a weapon,
For the safety of our flight crew, and other passangers you can not travel with those shoes. 
I do however have a comfortable pair of disposable sandles for this slight inconvience.


Miss, did you hear me?
Your Shoes are not cleared for security. 
They can not go past this point.
 You can either take them off and check them- 
Miss, there is no need for hostility-
As I said polietly, you can either remove your shoes voluntarily...
 or I can call security. 

The future of Travel nightmares is correlated with this trend. To prevent future complications in airport security please vote NO, on heels of massive destruction.